SEEK THE TRUTH

**Spoiler Alert!** Veritas is Latin for truth. **Spoiler Alert!** Spartan Buddha's weapon is called Veritas.

STOP BEING STUFF

A lot of people spend their lives WORRYING and TRYING to be something. That sounds like work. Just BE. 

PROTECT YOUR BRAIN

Act like Wu-Tang and protect ya neck. Or do even better and act like Spartan Buddha and protect your brain... er, mind. Unless you like getting used like a hand puppet by MONSTERS. Then do whatever you like.

KEEP DOING THINGS

Having a thick war helmet may make it hard to listen to or understand what people say or follow directions or give a shit in general. Or maybe you have a crappy memory from getting hit in the head too much because the helmet doesn't provide much protection. Or maybe you're just a stubborn douche pretending to be some kind of wise sage. I don't know what my point is. Next problem...

SELF IS IMAGINARY

WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM?

Spartan Buddha is not Vanilla Ice but if you have a problem he'll solve it. Without a DJ or stolen beat from David Bowie.  Do YOU have a problem? Do you want to be in a Spartan Buddha comic? You're in luck. Spartan Buddha is a know-it-all that loves giving out advice and I like drawing cartoon pictures of people. Send in your questions... Ice, Ice Baby!