HAVE YOU NO SHAME?

 

Have you ever noticed that old men LOVE propping their legs up on benches and toweling off their wrinkly, goat junk in gym locker rooms? And have you ever noticed that you always forget to bring enough single dollar bills to tip them? How embarrassing, bro.

TIME TO FESS UP

Ever notice that when ever superheroes end up gay they get married right away or that women superheroes tend to fight women supervillains and that black heroes are from Africa the continent and not any specific country in Africa? Yeah, me neither. 

This comic was brought to you by the flashbacks this and that.

CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER?

Yeah, I'm taking it back to the ol' school because I'm a ol' fool. Hippity-hop. Blah, blah, blah... Whew! Sorry about that. Didn't mean to overwhelm you with my devastating rap skills...  Back to the comic. Who's this Cleaver guy you ask? Don't remember him? Well just check out this or this. That might help confuse or clear things up.

Now it's time to mention some topical things like the new pope and horsemeat to see if it garners more page views.  Did you know that Selena Gomez is not on The Walking Dead? Predator drone program, I was thinking the same thing.

WHO CARES

Watched the Jeselnik Offensive last night. I thought it was great. Mr. Lessons would hate it. This Spartan Buddha's current existential dilemma was brought to you by this past episode.

FALL IN LINE

I never had to wear a school uniform when I was younger. I guess I was lucky. I was fortunate enough to dress like a dork on my own.